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Pentagon: Torturers IN; Divorcees OUT

Showing the same fine sense of integrity that was shown by the GOP during the Great Clinton Witch-hunt, the Pentagon just fired a 4-Star general for having an extramarital affair...with a civilian....

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Arabs Might Be Pissed Over New Abu Ghraib Photos--Gee, Ya Think?

From the No Shit, Sherlock, Dept: the Times reports that Gen. Myers is weighing in on the Bush Administration's continued attempts to keep additional pictures of the atrocities committed by our noble...

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Top 10 Entries in Republican online platform contest

Free limos for everyone who earns over $500,000 a year! Kill all the (plaintiffs') lawyers. Export all our pollution and greenhouse gas production to China and India, then blame them for our continued...

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Montauk Monster Mystery Solved!

The MSM was buzzing several days ago about the unidentifiable, yet strangely familiar-looking creature that supposedly washed up on the shore of Montauk.  A picture of the nearly hairless beast...

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Georgian Crisis Is Bush's Encore

OK folks, time to look up from the presidential polls and the Olympic coverage and notice that they're doing it again.Still, you have to admit, it's pretty cool when a subtle plan works.What plan, you...

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Warp Core Breach on the USS McCain

Everyone needs to take a deep breath.  Our guys just got insulted by a gang of schoolyard bullies.  It hurt.  It makes us mad.  It makes us fear for the future of the country, because we've seen the...

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If it looks like a pig...(with poll!)

If it looks like a pig, smells like dead fish, and wears lipstick,

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New McCain Ad - Priceless

It's one more time to the well for that well-worn Mastercard ad known as "Priceless", courtesy of Brian Sims (me) on Flikr.  All figures are based on published information, for whatever that's worth....

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"New" Cindy McCain drug story = lipstick on a pig

I know there are already other diaries on the supposedly "new" Cindy McCain drug story.  Hell, there are already TWO rec'd diaries on this.  But I have to say this.Stop it.  Just stop it.

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Faux News jumps aboard McCain = Liar bandwagon

It began innocently enough.  First, a television journalist actually did a straightforward, thorough interview with Sarah Palin in which he actually asked follow-up questions when the candidate gave an...

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Just Say "No" to the Bailout

The Wall Street bailout being proposed by Ben Bernanke and Henry Paulson will not succeed in stabilizing the financial markets.  What it will do instead is make sure that multimillionaires on Wall...

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"Drive for Change" In Nevada

This weekend my girlfriend, Holly, and I drove from northern California to Nevada to take part in Obama's "Drive for Change".  I figured there would be a few dozen other Californians there to help...

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OBAMA:  NO WELFARE FOR WALLSTREET

The ultimate special interest group, Wall Street, has Congress running scared over what might happen if the American taxpayer does not bail them out from their latest Ponzi scheme.  They've dressed up...

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CNN: Obama AND McCain "injecting politics" into bailout discussions

I've remained silent as the talking heads have taken to mindlessly repeating the false claim that McSame suspended his campaign in the first place.  But it is now clear that the MSM has fallen back to...

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Six to Make Sixty

Gallup's tracking poll now has Obama ahead 52-41.  Meanwhile the question over the two wildly divergent recent Minnesota polls on 10/1 appears to be resolving in Obama's favor.  The latest poll there...

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Why I'm Voting For Barack Obama

The Administration of George W. Bush has severely damaged the rule of law in this country.  Bush has claimed near-dictatorial powers under the guise of the President's role as "Commander-In-Chief" in a...

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RNC Looking For A Reason To Be Republican.  Any reason.

Pity the poor folks at the RNC.  They can read election returns.  They know that the traditional Republican messages of "My Opponent Is A Traitor" and "Democrats are Socialists" don't play in Peoria,...

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Ex-Guantanamo Prosecutor Speaks: Trials "A Stain on America"

On September 24, Lt. Col. Darrel Vandeveld resigned from his post as a prosecutor at Guantanamo Bay, citing serious misgivings about the fairness of the procedures.  All six cases he was prosecuting...

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Harry Reid is smarter than you think.

I'm no Harry Reid fan.  In fact, I want him out.  So imagine my dismay as I have watched KagroX and what appears to be 99% of all Kossaks swallow the mainstream narrative explaining the Burris...

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Torture:  What We're Talking About -- UPDATE! BREAKING! OBAMA RELEASES...

A rec-listed diary discussing President Obama's imminent release of (some) (redacted) torture memos from the Bush Administration reminds us that it is serious business if Obama alienates the...

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